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Dear Editor
These “tea partyists” and “henny pennyists” who are predicting the sky is falling and are drifting toward socialism may have a point. Let’s reverse it; obviously our police, fire, water and sewage department, would be more efficient and cheaper under “for profit” operators. Our road and highway systems should be operated by companies listed on the stock exchanges. Our unpaid school boards who’d be replaced with more high salaried dreamers with bonuses. We could afford to hire out of work Enron executives or probably induce a flock of General Motors, Chrysler, AIG and Lehman Brothers masterminds or even financial geniuses like Madoff or Greenspan to run our essential organizations. And these experienced and trustworthy characters could outlaw depressions. And our honorable legislators would have more companies and lobbyists to supplement their meager incomes and they could afford higher priced concubines. Wow! What a trip. I’m out of LSD. Maybe Rush can loan me some of his over supply of “oxycontin” (a.k.a. poor man’s cocaine).
Fred Schiefelbein
Pittsburg
Dear Editor
These “tea partyists” and “henny pennyists” who are predicting the sky is falling and are drifting toward socialism may have a point. Let’s reverse it; obviously our police, fire, water and sewage department, would be more efficient and cheaper under “for profit” operators. Our road and highway systems should be operated by companies listed on the stock exchanges. Our unpaid school boards who’d be replaced with more high salaried dreamers with bonuses. We could afford to hire out of work Enron executives or probably induce a flock of General Motors, Chrysler, AIG and Lehman Brothers masterminds or even financial geniuses like Madoff or Greenspan to run our essential organizations. And these experienced and trustworthy characters could outlaw depressions. And our honorable legislators would have more companies and lobbyists to supplement their meager incomes and they could afford higher priced concubines. Wow! What a trip. I’m out of LSD. Maybe Rush can loan me some of his over supply of “oxycontin” (a.k.a. poor man’s cocaine).
Fred Schiefelbein
Pittsburg
