A deer crashed through the front window of a pizza shop Tuesday in Avon, Mass., and had to be euthanized by police officers.

This Week in Weird

An alleged pimp whose mom was a Massachusetts state representative in the 1970s and '80s told detectives he saved his female captive from life on the streets by forcing her to have sex for money.

There was no mustard to be found, but firefighters from the Mid-County Fire Protection District in Cadmenton found more hot dogs than they’d care to remember.

Man pulls Jesus stunt, skeleton found at school, man advertises pot sales on Craigslist and more in this week’s edition.

Derek M. Lindsay, 36, was arraigned for the 142nd time in March, and has faced a variety of charges over the years, including attempted murder, assault and battery, drug offenses, weapons violations, threats and disorderly conduct, court records indicate.

The diplomas of 10 graduating seniors at Thomas R. Proctor High School in Utica, N.Y., will be held until they pay back borrowed lunch money.

A man who once filmed himself walking around downtown Brockton, Mass., in a child’s cowboy hat and a fake mustache as “The Sheriff of Brockton” was seen again Tuesday afternoon dressed like Jesus being whipped by friends.

An intact skeleton that could date to the 1800s was found by a contractor digging a small trench at New Hartford High School in New Hartford, N.Y., on Monday night, New Hartford police chief Raymond Philo said.

Vandals, bad neighbors and a dead bear in this week’s edition.