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Morning Sun
  • LETTER TO THE EDITOR: The Golden Urinal

  • I guess everyone has heard by now that this presidential election is the most important election in the history of our country.

    It is either, “Hello, America, I’m back!” or “Goodbye, America, it’s been nice to know you.”

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  • I guess everyone has heard by now that this presidential election is the most important election in the history of our country.
    It is either, “Hello, America, I’m back!” or “Goodbye, America, it’s been nice to know you.”
    I’ve added a humorous joke that in reality exemplifies the past four years and removes any doubt under current leadership what our future has in store for America:
    Before Obama was elected President, he went to see Bill and Hillary for some campaign advice at their spacious home. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
    When he entered Clinton’s private toilet, he was astonished to see that Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow!
    That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal. “Just think,” he said. “When I am President, I, too, could have a gold urinal. But I wouldn’t have something so self-indulgent!”
    Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, Bill had a gold urinal.
    That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill:
    “I found out who peed in your saxophone.”
    — Carl Pintar
    Pittsburg
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